We're not (typically) beach people. The idea of staring out at the ocean and the risk of sunburn usually deter us. But January seemed like the perfect time to try a beach vacation. So, my wife and I packed our bags and flew to the US Virgin Islands, a place we'd never been before, to explore my 56th national park: Virgin Islands National Park on St. John.
Well before dawn, we left Philadelphia and flew to St. Thomas, connecting through Miami. We arrived in St. Thomas by mid-afternoon but immediately realized our northeastern sense of urgency didn't match the Carribean sense of island time. We'd booked the last rental car on the island, and it was sitting at a rental agency that closed at 5 PM on the neighboring island of St. John. And while a 45-minute taxi and 30-minute ferry ride should've put us in their office with plenty of time to spare, we could only leave once our camping gear arrived at the baggage claim and the ground crew wasn't showing any urgency.
Convinced that the airport purposefully delayed baggage to lure waiting tourists into the airport bar for a painkiller, we finally grabbed our bag and found a taxi. And while it's less than 10 miles from Charlotte Amalie to the ferry terminal in Red Hook, the twisting roads and heavy traffic slow the ride.
Luckily, our rental car was waiting for us at the dock in Cruz Bay. After a brief stop at the rental agency's office, we could finally relax as we drove leisurely to our campground in Cinnamon Bay. Even on a holiday weekend, our campsite, tucked into a verdant forest lining the white sand beach, felt secluded. It was a short walk to the campground's restaurant and bar, where we relaxed with an overpriced prime rib dinner, painkiller cocktails, and a key lime pie dessert.